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"Best Artwork Yet, But Concept Fails"
I really love how all the art is vector in flash this time through. It looks amazing. I really hope you continue that style. I'm just not digging the whole cheesy story line. Superman? Seriously?
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This reminded me so much of the little cartoon shorts I would see when I was younger. Very high quality all around.
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It seems like every flash in this series is as close to perfect as it gets on Newgrounds; and this is no exception.
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This was fucking perfect. There is really little else I can say. Job well done!
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The king of pop died and you spent 5 minutes making this mediocre flash? I think I real flash tribute will show its face in another day or two, because it is far too soon for anything of value to be made.
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At least I did something. His music will live on forever, so it's not like I have to create something that will help get his name out.
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I really like this game, but it definitely needs a little tweeking. Your ship seems to move a little too fast, and it is difficult to control at times. This is probably by design, but it can get a little bit tedious for those who love tight accuracy. Also, the aiming feels a little off, especially when you are aiming near your ship. It feels like it is almost pushing away. But other than that, awesome game.
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Everything here seems to fall a bit short. The music is bland, the two only options for cars are nearly identical, the tracks are boring, and the achievements for each track are tedious instead of fun. The game could definitely be much worse, but it could also be much better.
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Okay, I get the point of making this game, but I don't judge games on the points they are trying to make. This game is a boring point-and-click for most of it, with a little mini-game towards the end. None of it is really all that well done.
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I'd be lying if I didn't say I love the concept to this game. Its awesome, you get to be sperm, something that EVERYONE loves. The only problem with this is, its a little boring. First off, your not racing anyone. A lot of sperm will probably beat you through the first two levels, and by the end of the third level you'll be the only one left alive. The game is way too easy as well. The easiness of this game should be used in a safe-sex advertisement.
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I rarely give a 10/10 in any of these little reviews no one reads. But this is the rare exception. Usually I try not to judge too much on my enjoyment of the game, but on how much it could be improved. Mainly because there are some genres (point-and-click) that I will never enjoy, regardless of how great the game is. But this game, on the enjoyment scale it definitely gets a 10/10 with me. Naked women, good music, drugs, and ...jumping. There is nothing else that I can ask for. But then I asked myself the question I always ask, "How can this game be improved? How can it do what it does better?" Then I said something I rarely have, "Nothing."
You can say, "More porn!" or anything like that. But in truth that would just make the game longer, and with more length it would start to get boring. It's the perfect length. The porn is of the highest quality.
I truly love this game. While you said it is the final of the series, I can only hope for a fourth. Or at least more games from the creator, as they will surely be just as enjoyable as this masterpiece. I only wish I could rate 11/10.
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